I say this because I live with a sock renegade.

I pride myself on my lovely little offspring heading off into their day with the right foot forward, in a pair of clean matching socks! Putting the wrong socks together is unacceptable and it drives me insane. It leaves two homeless socks in my sock basket, potentially forever without their rightful mate. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d just as soon throw them away than wait for the other to return.

So I might just throw them all away, and my family will probably flip out when they only have 3 pairs of socks to their names.

But hey… at least they’d match 🙂