and they were everywhere last night. My favorite adorable bartender came over to us.

T- That guy wants to buy you anything you want-

J- hmm… Double Goose on the rocks, one and only please

My friend is laughing, giggling out her order to the adorable bartender. Too cute.

I walk over to thank him and he’s just cute as hell. Reminds me of Rupert Everett in My Best Friend’s Wedding. Really cute- and verrrrrry interested. Polite small talk…

J- I’m a mommy- I have two kids. 15 & 10.

C- You have a teenager? How old are you?

J- 34

C- No WAY! You don’t look that old.

Hmm… funny. Sort of. He’s in pinstripes…mmmm blue and white… a jacket even. Here from New York for a wedding.

and in walks my shark. Goodness. When it rains… it pours. He’s smiling at me, but I know he’s watching and I’m damn sure going to flirt shamelessly. Plus the guy is hot as hell and well dressed. Beautiful nails… nice teeth. Damn I’m a sucker for a pretty boy. It’s half the cause of my shark habit. Well dressed men are confident- which is irresistible. If I married a man that wore a suit every day? I’d die happy.

That whole metrosexual trend was the best thing to ever happen to men. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? Best show ever. There is nothing better than a well kept man. Love it. Yummy. It makes me happy to be a girl.

But the best part? He can dance. In fact he’s dipping me low enough that My hair is touching the floor. I love a man that can dance. Love it, love it, love it. This guy is practically gift wrapped for me.

Only he’s 27 and lives on the opposite side of the country… ahhh well. What can you do- nobody’s perfect. I had the very best time with him and can feel every muscle in my body after dancing with him all night.

I live in a hippy wasteland. With not many ironed men in sight. It’s very sad to us pretty boy aficionados.

I got my fix last night, that’s for sure.

God Bless Coleman, what a cutie, and way to iron.

and way to help a girl torture the boy she really wants. XO