Cialis

Oh Cialis, take me away. I’ve spent my entire summer with him thinking…

Maybe……..no. … OH!…… no…. sort of…. Nada.

The very epitome of FML. Smoking hot man with NO erection.

FML. FML. Fuck My LIFE.

Being the queen of nice, I don’t even know how to go down that road & have ABSOLUTELY no ability to say….

Um… Dude… quit stabbing me with your limp dick. It takes me an hour to come down from the high I’m on after you leave. Do me a favor and DON’T if you CAN’T. Faking orgasms is tiring and you don’t make it worth it.

🙂 Oh and… fuck you- it’s not nice to offer yourself if you can’t close the deal. At least apologize, for fuck’s sake. It’s the equivalent of me licking my lips, sucking on my finger and refusing to blow you.

Think about it for a LONG time. Then NO.

He’s just kept on, keeping on. He has no hesitation to approach me with nothing.

Again and again…

FML.

I loved him enough to not say anything and I put up with it with patience and grace, for MONTHS… but deep down…

I can’t fucking wait to be destroyed by a real one.

Cheers, softy. I’d stop reading if I were you.

4 thoughts on “Cialis

    1. You wonder why I don’t tell you these things and yet… I hear your message:

      “Hey ass-fucker, answer your damn phone….call me back, bitch”

      Hmmm. No. Just cause you wont stop calling me that. Love you baby-NOW STOP IT!!!!!

      and I’ll call you back. 🙂

      No I’m not kidding and NO I do not want a new nickname.

      1. Drug him, fuck him, and get it out of your system. No wonder you’re hooked on the guy! SHIT you’ve had 6 months of foreplay.

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