There’s just something gross about an old man hitting on a woman young enough to be his daughter. It’s just nasty.

I simply have to share these people. This is too much, even for me.

Hi

all that and cute too

Nice Lester-the-molester mustache, huh? Eww. Yuck. He mentions having sole custody of two young kids… and he’s 52. He had me frantically searching for the back button after seeing the mustache, alone.

Hi

wow you have quit the profile i like it. I have big arms,tattoos,Im funny,i like country music,like to 2 step and slow dance,Im not a wimpy guy. and i think im fairly good looking.well would love to chat if your interested.and u are very beautiful.

Woe is me. The world is chock full of stupid men who can’t spell. Yeah I said stupid, and I mean it. For fuck’s sake, learn to use the fucking shift key. Don’t be one of those weirdos that types in all CAPS, that’s just annoying… but really? Really? Seriously? This email steps on every single last nerve I have. He makes me want to correct it with letters in red so he can see what a picky bitch I am. Argh.

Hello

Hi!
You popped up today and I just thought that I would write to say hello and to see if you might like to communicate a little bit for starters and work up to a first date?

This guy is in his sixties…. and let’s be honest… he looks like Warren Jeffs which makes him creepy on a whole other level. It gives me the shivers that he would even think about it? Ugh. Creepy creeper.

HI

hello i like wat u have too say

Ok while I’m playing my bitch card, this just crawls under my skin. CRAWLS. Never mind a 45 year old man in bib overalls. You have got to be kidding me. Do his friends hate him? They must hate him if they let him post this as a picture on a dating site. Really.

I’m scared to death about my date tomorrow, but hell…. at least he’s hot??!!?? I’m only nervous because he’s actually a cool guy. Smart, funny, attentive, Latin, and… well…. hot.

Looking at all of these emails/profiles has calmed my nerves. At least the guy isn’t a creeper. I’m looking forward to a normal date. He wants to go to a restaurant I would rather avoid but I may just have to swallow my fears and agree. After all, it’s already going to be awkward.

But nowhere near as bad as it could be with one of these guys….

A guarantee it’ll be better than it would be with any of my new would-be-suitors.

Which is reason to be excited.