Baking, Recipes

Snowy Spring Cupcakes

It’s no secret I loathe winter… and imagine my horror this morning, this lovely first day of SPRING, when I looked out the window and saw 4 new inches of snow.

You’ve got to be kidding me. Oy.

So I’m celebrating anyway, by making a new recipe in keeping with my healthier diet. They’re not exactly healthy… but they substitute most of the oil for apple sauce, so it’s a start.

Apple Cinnamon Cupcakes with Apple Cider Cream Cheese Frosting

1 box Duncan Hines Spice cake… yeah welcome to me working full time. If you want recipes from scratch you’ll have to wait until I take a few days off.

1 1/4 c. applesauce

1/3 cup oil

3 large eggs

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp vanilla

Combine and beat on medium for 2 minutes. Pour into prepared pans and bake for 20-25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean when inserted in the middle. Yum. Let cool on the counter while you whip up the yummiest frosting ever.

Apple Cider Cream Cheese Frosting

1 block cream cheese

1/2 cup butter

1 package Apple cider mix

1 tsp vanilla

4 tbsp heavy cream

3 cups confectioners sugar

Whip for 10 minutes or until light and fluffy, throw it all in a piping bag with an extra large star tip and let it chill in the fridge until your cupcakes have cooled.

You really don’t have to posses a single decorating skill when you have a giant star tip. Cram it in the cupcake and squeeze the bag until the frosting starts to come out around the tip, then work your magic and cover the top. If you mess it up, it’s frosting, eat it and nobody will know. Otherwise break out a butter knife and smoosh it around-

Voila~ cupcakes šŸ™‚

Love

Behold… the perfect crazy date.

I don’t even know where to start, other than to walk you down the same path I took to find Josh.

I logged in to check the latest onslaught of email in internet dating world.

Weird old guy, weird old guy, 21 year old frat boy, crazy dad of 7 again, creepy guy from Venezuela again, and Josh.

“you look so sexy and you have a wild side just waiting to come out.I can see it in your eyes.let go and have fun!Josh”

Attached is a picture of him with his wife & two kids… as in babies. WTF?

I click on his profile, knowing a good crazy crackpot when I sense one… and up pops his profile. ooooh yes… we have a winner.

My self-summary

recently reunited with my wife and soooo happy! this site has definatly shown me how lucky i am to have a real woman.Yes we both believe a man can have more than one wife but it must be from God and not us.And to all you feminists who love to send me hate mail just stop.If a man can only have one wife then i suppose you condem half the women in the world to never being married or having children since the statistics show us that there are two women born on earth for every one man.I guess in your mind they are shit out of luck!Not to mention that almost every man in the bible had more than one wife.Im not christian but if you are then how do you explain that?

What Iā€™m doing with my life

I am currently writing a book on theology.I went to school for cosmetology but haven’t got my license in montana yet since the hours are more than colorado where i just moved from.I also do construction and ceramic tile for extra cash.I love to play guitar for fun and would like to start up a band again.

 

See? You can’t make this shit up- it’s this funny. This dude can dye my hair, fill my nails and save my soul, on a first date?

All in the hopes I may end up a sister wife to an unemployed polygamist.

And they say all the good men are taken…

Pshaw…

This should be interesting.