I love football. Looooooove it. I don’t generally care who’s playing, I’m just happy to sit and watch a good game. I was turning on the Super Bowl when a text came whistling in from NotCalifornia.
My first impression is that he’s tipsy fabulous this evening because he’s taking things in a direction they have not gone. He’s usually respectful to the point I’m not exactly sure if he’s attracted to me, or my farm skills. I’m flattered, but a bit bored by it as a result. I’m not an attention whore, but after begging a man for his time & his body over the past 6 months, I’m ready for the shoe to be on the other foot. I’d like to be the focus of that same debilitating need.
NC- I miss your pretty smile…… Watching the game? Who do you want to win?
Hmmm…. I do believe this man wants to flirt with me and I’m an Olympic athlete in that division. May I offer my “Biggest Flirt” picture from junior high, as proof and for posterity.
J- I always root for the underdog. I can’t cheer for Tom Brady…
NC- I just really don’t like LA.
J- I’m shocked.
NC- You should think of a wager to make it interesting.
J- Like what??
NC- What are you thinking? Something fun.
J- I’m game. Realistically though, my team is probably going to lose, so be nice. Ideas?
NC- Hmmm. You decide. Something fun. What comes to your mind first?
J- That I need some guidelines, lol…
NC- Hahaha. No way. No guidelines. That’s what makes it a good idea. First thing that came to your mind. What is it?
Lots of inappropriate shit, if I’m going to be honest. I’m not going to be, so I have to come up with a girlfriend answer. I think about taking him to the Follies, but I’d rather go with my friends. I think of a safe answer… which slightly disappoints me in myself, but whatevs… this is how you play this dumb game.
J- Dinner with you.
NC- So if you win then dinner? What if I win?
J- I had to pick, so it’s only fair that you do too. First thing that came to your mind?
NC- Haha. Ok well how about if I win then you have to cook dinner.
J- That means waiting until Grandma is home to collect?
NC- Well I can wait.
He won and my big mouth offered to make sushi. So consider this an invitation to all of you to come on over and help me perfect my rusty rolling skills.
I would be lying if I didn’t admit to having an unfair advantage in this department. I’m a really good cook. My Husband soup was named after the many proposals it garnered and my lemon custard tarts have made me a small fortune. I’m lethal in an apron and I have perfected the fine art of using it to my advantage. One of the first things Miss Lovely asks me when she knows I’m expecting company is:
L- Mmmmmm….what did you make?
It’s a strength of mine… but also an ENORMOUS weakness.
A man in my kitchen?
Elbow to elbow, playing with food and this respectful man who is determined to pursue me?
What could possibly go wrong?