Ohhhh…. there are not enough words in my extensive vocabulary to define how fucking furious I am. I had that conversation that nobody wants to have, last night. Mr. Right wanted to talk to me about some things and I needed to cover some touchy topics with him, as well.
I had to somehow discuss the fact that I had history with Incredicock. Limited history that had no effect on anything, but history nonetheless. More than anything, I didn’t want him to hear it from someone else, first.
I don’t like grey area. I have no problem discussing uncomfortable things but if I am the last to know about your shady behaviour, it’s over. So I lead with the truth. We’ve been seeing each other for a few weeks so it’s absolutely within respectable time frames.
I was already upset, on the heels of feeling uncertain. I absolutely wanted to give him the opportunity to clear the air and didn’t want to be THAT girl who won’t listen.
More than that… I was not about to let him linger in the space between my comfort zone and the truth.
J- I need to talk to you about something. It’s uncomfortable and I hate that… but it’s a small town and this shit is a reality.
R- It’s ok. Tell me.
J- I have history with Incredicock. Limited history from over a year ago… but my feelings got tangled up and I have to be honest that I don’t want to be a topic of conversation between the two of you.
R- Oh I already know. Stephanie told me.
It’s a good thing it was dark… because my eyebrows are in my hairline and on fire.
Boiling is an understatement.
I’ve never been anything but a friend to her but she’s friends with Incredicock’s ex. Incidentally, there’s a cold, dark hole in hell for women who think it’s ok to shit on another woman’s chance at happiness after so much misery.
She just freed up my time and cost him his happiness too, because I’m done. I will not invest myself in any situation that includes a jealous cunt hiding in the woodwork.
Congratulations, Stephanie. I hope you’re happy with yourself and I hope it felt good to badmouth two people who couldn’t deserve it less. I hope you sleep really well at night with the knowledge that you just swam into the deep end of the karmic ocean. I don’t have to get my hands dirty to help you swallow the teeth you should be gargling right now. You ripped the happiness out of your so-called good friend’s life, betrayed a best friend and oooooh…. you just made the worst enemy the world has to offer, in me.
I’d tell you to eat a dick, but that seems counterintuitive considering that you are one.
xo That Bitch.