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Day 10: If you could rid the world of 10 things, what would they be?

Donald Shitty Ass Trump. You’re welcome, humanity. I’d use all ten of my wishes if I could just have this one. If you’re a Trump supporter I take it as a compliment if you unsubscribe. I don’t care who’s offended anymore, the man is an upwardly mobile genital wart and no amount of spin can convince someone otherwise unless they’re a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, Fox News fan. Homework. My child and […]

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Dick Appointment

This is a first for me, oddly enough. After the mess my life ended up by falling in love with a friend, I’m not just a little gun shy. I’ve taken myself out of the pool… hell, I’ve drained the pool. I’m stopping just short of filling the pool with cement. Dating is an idea worse than food poisoning. I’m not interested in making small talk with a stranger in […]

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Day 9: What are 5 passions you have?

Truth. I don’t like grey area and I don’t like games. If you want to know how I feel, ask. I’ll tell you. Lying pisses me off more than anything and liars are weeded out of my life like the dandelions in my garden. I have a lot of patience, but I don’t fuck around with lies. Hurt me with the miserable truth and I’ll love and respect you forever, […]

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Day 8: What is your dream job?

To be a financially successful farmer. I really hate leaving the house, if the truth be told. I’d be blissfully happy to work from home and avoid people even more than I already do. I work in a small group that I manage so it’s essentially my way or the highway in my life, with the exception of my garden. I love the messy wetness of it all. The dirty […]

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Day 7: What is the hardest thing you’ve ever experienced?

I’ve been dreading this prompt since I got the list of questions. I think how you interpret what’s difficult, determines what comes to mind when you consider the hardest thing EVER. I knew from the moment I read the list of prompts for this 30 days of oversharing, what my answer would be. I lost my best friend to suicide in November. His mother lives in the south and his […]

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