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Talk to me…

Confession… I’m a pushover for a filthy mouth. With the exception of that whole “who’s your daddy” bullshit. My daddy’s name is Greg… and he lives in Utah- and I don’t want to think about him when I’m having sex. Ever. Ew. I realized this weakness from my first multiple orgasm boyfriend.  The average was 3 and the first time it happened because he started talking to me. Who knew […]

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Head Doctor

Head Doctor: A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. and it’s something I feel very passionate about. I have many girlfriends who do not reciprocate orally. Which is really shitty, if you ask me. If you expect your man to please you orally… (and who doesn’t, seriously?) then you sure as hell better be down for doing the same. If you’re not? He should hold out on […]

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Dinner from the Yarden

We were bored all afternoon- and came home to more garden chores… ugh. I decided we’d do fun stuff- to hell with weeding & mulching with nasty slimy grass clippings. Blech. So I thinned the carrots… the shallots… the basil…and the lettuce. I picked a few strawberries too 🙂 I love having a garden…because it feeds my inner domestic princess. I love fresh baby shallots. Probably like other girls like […]

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A not so lovely gift.

I had 90 emails this morning… ugh. None from who I wanted one from. Lame. But then I found this lovely little nightmare. so cool hey so why wont you email me i am a good man dont drink loyal love to have fun not into bar seen like kids.i have two kids love camping really really loyal and honest i know they all say that but i am.you can […]

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If I wanted a puppy…I’d buy one.

It’s the college edition of internet dating. The young ones are out in full force today. Brace yourselves. You can tell school’s out and the boys need something to do… bless their hearts. Searching I love Sandpoint and you sound like a cool girl. I don’t fit your age specs but give me a chance? The guy is 23 years old. Twenty three. Lord Have Mercy. No. and then I […]

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