Dinner and a choke.

Part of me feels like taking this date to my grave, but I just can't. It just wouldn't be right. I met David on Bumble. He's very George Clooney meets Napoleon. Cute with a side of small man syndrome. Handsome with impeccable spelling and grammar resulting from his journalism major and long hours in the…

Ask… and you shall receive.

I deleted Tinder. Or at least ghosted a few dozen hopeful men and let it default to my being away on vacation. Someone recommended Bumble... and I love bees so I was immediately pleased with the little hive icons and the fabulous feature that only allows men to contact you after you've made the first…

Truth or Drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmcOsGRkYM8 The last question delivers the best response I think I've ever heard in my life. Q: Are you happy for me now? A: No. You're not with me. Why would I be happy for you?? Q: Does that mean you're not happy for me, for real? A: As far as your business and your…

30 Days of Truth, Day 10

Day 10 — Someone you need to let go, or wish you didn’t know. I could whine about the source of my heartache for another 500 words, or get real and face facts about who really needs to leave. Good 'ol Debbie Doormat needs to go. That horrible part of my character that looks past the…

Power

My mother grew up in Utah and was raised in the epicenter of the obedient female. God-fearing housewives listen to their husbands a little too much in my opinion, but whatever keeps the home fires burning. She knew one thing for certain, and that was that she would never raise a child there. She moved…