Give me Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZwKaPuAthw I bartended my best-friend's-little-sister's wedding last night. For as much as I never want to get married again, I sure do love weddings. I will forever believe in love and in celebrating the hell out of it. Weddings confirm a lot of my deeply rooted theories about men and some of the things the…

My Gay Bae

Yesterday was a ground zero sort of day, full of horrified realizations and self flagellation. A pity party for one, if you will. I spent the day at work with hours of my favorite painfully inspirational podcast, Terrible, Thanks for Asking on blast. If you haven't listened to it, I beg you to give it a…

Smart Girls

My eldest daughter surprised me with something so unexpected yesterday that I can’t even put it into words. I called her this morning and cried as soon as her face came into view. She cried with me... because we’re an empathetic bunch and she knows how devastating this week has been. She had me laughing…

Teeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SeHoFCH-gI I ran into him standing in line at the post office today, which took me completely off guard. Smiling at him, I saw him grin back at me while I tried to hold my breath and prayed he didn't notice me blush. I'm intoxicated by his cologne, distracted by the heat of the elbow…

I Don’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywjfkW-xLQ0 "Leave his texts on read, leave his balls on blue...put it on airplane mode so none of those calls come through...."  - Cardi B ♥ I'd be lying if I didn't admit to playing the villain in a few boys lives. I ghost them all. K- Are you in the mood for something sweet?…