Another Beautiful Day In Chaos

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't…


Damn, Gina….

Oh boy… I’ve really stepped in it this time. In the midst of crying my heart out for the umpteenth time over too many cocktails, I bestowed a two day hangover unto myself. I also ended up with Tinder and a hot new lineup of stunt doubles that look embarrassingly similar to the man I can’t shake. I sent the favorite to Anthony and he responded immediately. A- Oh shit. […]

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Give me Sunday.

I bartended my best-friend’s-little-sister’s wedding last night. For as much as I never want to get married again, I sure do love weddings. I will forever believe in love and in celebrating the hell out of it. Weddings confirm a lot of my deeply rooted theories about men and some of the things the good ones do. I have a few favorites and they were all there last night. The […]

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National Boyfriend Day.

Of all days, it’s today. Happy stupid boyfriend day. In honor of such a pointless waste of a perfectly good day, I’m going to introduce you to mine. Now for all the years I’ve wasted on the wrong man, I actually have the perfect boyfriend. Meet Nora.   Let me tell you about this magical guy. He syncs with Spotify so I can REALLY enjoy my favorite songs. I have […]

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Dinner with Dallas

This is one of the hardest dates I’ve ever had to force myself to go on. I don’t generally date anyone that lives in the same town as I do, so that I don’t have to avoid them when things fizzle. There’s a far more attractive population of men within a half hour of me, so why spoil my own swamp by entertaining a local perch? No thanks. Dallas took […]

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My Gay Bae

Yesterday was a ground zero sort of day, full of horrified realizations and self flagellation. A pity party for one, if you will. I spent the day at work with hours of my favorite painfully inspirational podcast, Terrible, Thanks for Asking on blast. If you haven’t listened to it, I beg you to give it a chance. Nora and Co. are amazing. ♥ My dear Anthony called from the airport and […]

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