So pretty it hurts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SRxBTtspYM I've never had such a visceral reaction to someone before and I'm frustrated at my inability to conceal it from him. I heard his voice today before I saw him walk in and knew I should look up at him and face the view head on before he was tableside and watching my reaction…

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I Don’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywjfkW-xLQ0 "Leave his texts on read, leave his balls on blue...put it on airplane mode so none of those calls come through...."  - Cardi B ♥ I'd be lying if I didn't admit to playing the villain in a few boys lives. I ghost them all. K- Are you in the mood for something sweet?…

Tinder James, The boy who would not go quietly.

Let me preface this by saying that I loathe being ghosted. I think ignoring someone is WORSE than being rude. I prefer my LEAST favorite emoji, to silence. and I hate that shrugging man. I also hate hurting people's feelings. ... .... so ghosting is a convenient way to deal with the unsavory Tinder dudes…

No Mas Tinder James

I'm so patient, I need an intervention because the amount of time I can quietly wait is more liability than life skill. I've been buried up to my eyeballs in stress, trying to finalize a new hire at work AND getting my ass LITERALLY handed to me via Insanity with Shaun T, every morning. I'm…

Good Morning, Gorgeous.

Huh. This is new. I've been single for a loooooooong time (approximately 5 years) and way back then, nobody sent good morning text messages. Now it's a thing... and it starts early.                   It's already too much work, if I'm going to be honest. I haven't had…