Good Morning, Gorgeous.

Huh. This is new. I've been single for a loooooooong time (approximately 5 years) and way back then, nobody sent good morning text messages. Now it's a thing... and it starts early.                   It's already too much work, if I'm going to be honest. I haven't had…

Proclivities

I'm a fantastic woman. I've worked hard at it. I'm funny, sexy, smart and every sort of nice guys dream come true. If only I liked nice guys... If I've learned anything about myself and who I'm generally attracted to? It's that they're all grade A Daddy-Issues-typical-Jenni-habit. Five years of celibacy helped, but my preferences…

Thank U, Next.

https://youtu.be/5OeR5XBEahU I haven't always been so careless about the men I love. My first serious boyfriend Mike got my name tattooed ala tramp stamp. He spelled my name wrong and was less than thrilled when I told him that Jenny meant female donkey. My Grandpa had passed that bit of logic along in hopes that…

Big Dick Tom

It's been another insanely high traffic day around here and I'm feeling a little naked. My email has been screaming at me with comments and pingbacks. I logged in this afternoon only to see that stupid Ok Cupid has charged me for another month. ARGh. This is what they do. I should have checked... so…

Ghosting

I was grateful for the radio silence from Mr. Grey yesterday. Sort of hoping he'd just fade away into the city like any other dismal date I've had. I hate awkward silence though, and I've realized something in losing a very good friend recently.  This whole ghosting trend is some grade A bullshit. If you're…