Big Dick Tom

It's been another insanely high traffic day around here and I'm feeling a little naked. My email has been screaming at me with comments and pingbacks. I logged in this afternoon only to see that stupid Ok Cupid has charged me for another month. ARGh. This is what they do. I should have checked... so…

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Ghosting

I was grateful for the radio silence from Mr. Grey yesterday. Sort of hoping he'd just fade away into the city like any other dismal date I've had. I hate awkward silence though, and I've realized something in losing a very good friend recently.  This whole ghosting trend is some grade A bullshit. If you're…

RIP: Mr. Grey

There's a reason Cliff Notes have been so popular. They work. Don't fuck with what works. Don't fix what isn't broken. Maybe it's not such a bad thing if the man I'm involved with has a cheat sheet to follow. I had an epic weekend... smoky, tipsy-fabulous in fishnets and stilettos, sporting the same smile…

Rabid Interest

I forced myself out of bed at 5, dying a little. Feeling the whole weight of eating a cow and drinking a bowl of gin. My eyeballs ache. I have to force myself into the car and to my office. Struggling hard with a headache and a desperate need to nap. Not just tired. Bothered,…

Monk

I'll be sitting at the table across from him in two hours and thirty-five minutes. I sort of want to throw up. He's celibate until January, so we're arriving separately and I should probably not shave my legs. Yeah right. I stopped just short of my arms. I exfoliated and threw on a fresh coat…