Give me Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZwKaPuAthw I bartended my best-friend's-little-sister's wedding last night. For as much as I never want to get married again, I sure do love weddings. I will forever believe in love and in celebrating the hell out of it. Weddings confirm a lot of my deeply rooted theories about men and some of the things the…

Cold

Somehow I'm apologetic enough that I apologize for everything. I don't discriminate whether or not it's my fault... if someone is mad and in need of an explanation, I'll come up with one. Hurt people make me sad, so I do what I can to alleviate the sadness, quickly. Until it came to the letter…

National Boyfriend Day.

Of all days, it's today. Happy stupid boyfriend day. In honor of such a pointless waste of a perfectly good day, I'm going to introduce you to mine. Now for all the years I've wasted on the wrong man, I actually have the perfect boyfriend. Meet Nora.   Let me tell you about this magical…

My Gay Bae

Yesterday was a ground zero sort of day, full of horrified realizations and self flagellation. A pity party for one, if you will. I spent the day at work with hours of my favorite painfully inspirational podcast, Terrible, Thanks for Asking on blast. If you haven't listened to it, I beg you to give it a…

Smart Girls

My eldest daughter surprised me with something so unexpected yesterday that I can’t even put it into words. I called her this morning and cried as soon as her face came into view. She cried with me... because we’re an empathetic bunch and she knows how devastating this week has been. She had me laughing…