Mr. Holy Grail

When this idea occurred to me, I knew it was the equivalent of trading crack for cocaine. I wasn't going to solve any problems by summoning the devil, but I would certainly curb the habit that's been crippling and holding me hostage for the past year. I decided to bargain my soul for some peace,…

Golden

https://youtu.be/-Nvfjn3jKYc J- I don't want you dead. I just want you.... away. I- Oh Geeez, thanks. J- Like Australia, gone. I- Too hot. Try again. J- Alaska. I- I hate snow. Nope. Nice try, give up yet? J- My house. The look in his eyes makes me wish I were boneless so that he could…

Relapse.

He smells like my deepest fantasies dipped in napalm and set ablaze. I'm honestly dumbfounded when he smiles at me. It's a gut punch that makes me smile reactively, no matter how mad I am at him for the knots he's tied me into. I want him so much I can't sleep. There's no way…

Ask… and you shall receive.

I deleted Tinder. Or at least ghosted a few dozen hopeful men and let it default to my being away on vacation. Someone recommended Bumble... and I love bees so I was immediately pleased with the little hive icons and the fabulous feature that only allows men to contact you after you've made the first…

Mr. Panacea

The Songbird has been chirping loudly at me for months. S- Dude. I don't get it, but if he isn't coming after you, then walk away. J- I'm trying. S- No, you're not. You need to fuck somebody else. This has gone on for far too long. I hate seeing you suffer like this. J-…