Tiger

I'm smug and satisfied today. I don't appreciate being toyed with and this situation has left me sleepless, hung over and fucking pathetic. I've been swimming in self pity and sadness and have earned a few nicknames of my own... nevermind the dozen pounds I've tacked on lately trying to swallow the lump in my…

Cold

Somehow I'm apologetic enough that I apologize for everything. I don't discriminate whether or not it's my fault... if someone is mad and in need of an explanation, I'll come up with one. Hurt people make me sad, so I do what I can to alleviate the sadness, quickly. Until it came to the letter…

National Boyfriend Day.

Of all days, it's today. Happy stupid boyfriend day. In honor of such a pointless waste of a perfectly good day, I'm going to introduce you to mine. Now for all the years I've wasted on the wrong man, I actually have the perfect boyfriend. Meet Nora.   Let me tell you about this magical…

Oh Marcy.

Jeepers. I did not see that one coming. Homicide, or maybe just physical assault... but not a reunion. He haaaaaaaaates her. I find this particularly troubling. This man ranted and raved for hours about his ex, the cunt. He told me things about her that would turn her hair white if I told her. I…

Dinner with Dallas

This is one of the hardest dates I've ever had to force myself to go on. I don't generally date anyone that lives in the same town as I do, so that I don't have to avoid them when things fizzle. There's a far more attractive population of men within a half hour of me,…