My New Gummy Bears

My best friend picked me up in the wee hours of the morning and I started to get excited. I'd put off getting my saline breast implants replaced for far too long and it was finally the day. I've been having sharp stabbing pain in the left one, incidentally the same one that broke a…

Loyalty

It's been a rough two weeks. My epic, three day hangover felt like a week, in and of itself. After a night of the Dumpling sneezing in my face, I still woke up feeling like a billion dollars this morning in comparison to the suffering I endured this weekend. I was scrolling through Instagram when…

The Contender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYwf7e_cr8 Well shoot. I may have actually made a good choice, whilst wasted. I'm writing it down because it definitely needs to be noted. Miss Lovely and I were hanging out together, destroying our livers, when we met two great guys. Mr. NotCalifornia and his Pops. We laughed ourselves sick with them, then went to…

Resolved

New Years Eve was my parents anniversary and I have one beautiful memory of this pointless holiday. My mama used to lean over me and kiss me goodnight on her way to meet my stepfather, to wait for him while he worked. He was a chef, and she was the lovely icing on the cake…

Treat Yo Self

The prompt: Treat yourself to something today. Reminder: this doesn't have to cost money. Nora's favorite treat is sitting alone and reading because she is a very exciting person! It can be big or small, whatever works for you and works for today. Write about it! #TerribleWritingClub I'm a textbook example of mothers who buy…