Camping

My iPad is resting on a log, with the moon lighting the lake in front of me as I listen to my little Dumpling, snore. I can hardly believe the sights and sounds in front of me because it's taken so much work to get here. Camping is hard work, y'all. A week of prepping,…

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Mice

I'm a very strong woman. I do damn near everything, by myself. I don't ask for help and I don't wait for any. If there's a posibility I can do something, I try. Nothing intimidates me. But when it comes to mice, I lose my fucking mind. That's an understatement. I am actually the lady…

Dinner and a choke.

Part of me feels like taking this date to my grave, but I just can't. It just wouldn't be right. I met David on Bumble. He's very George Clooney meets Napoleon. Cute with a side of small man syndrome. Handsome with impeccable spelling and grammar resulting from his journalism major and long hours in the…

30 Days of Truth, Day 29

Day 29 — Something you hope to change about yourself. And why. I sincerely hope I stop loving men who make me feel unworthy and insignificant. Of all the self destructive habits I possess, this one cuts the deepest and hurts the most. Mean men are my weakness and boys who make me wonder why I…

30 Days of Truth, Day 1

Day 1 — Something you hate about yourself. Somehow, by some innate failing as a human, I am incapable of taking my clothes off without turning them inside out. I realize this doesn't seem like a big deal... but hear me out. I spend twice as much time turning the laundry right side out, as I…