Loyalty

It's been a rough two weeks. My epic, three day hangover felt like a week, in and of itself. After a night of the Dumpling sneezing in my face, I still woke up feeling like a billion dollars this morning in comparison to the suffering I endured this weekend. I was scrolling through Instagram when…

Grateful

It's been a really good year for me. In the grand scheme of things, this is that year that life changed. I have a job I love, working with dear friends. I'm appreciated, rewarded and given as much freedom as I need to make motherhood a priority over employment. ♥ My garden was a complete…

I’m sorry, Jerk.

(An old treasure from my days in the apron ♥) It was a quiet Friday night at work. The weather dictates how busy we'll be, and it was overcast but warm, so the patio was half full of happy customers. With two tables a piece, the three of us were working hard to avoid hovering…

Eww… gross.

I recently made a new friend. Introduced by one of my favorite girlfriends, I liked her immediately! She's a gorgeous mother of 6 of the most well behaved and wonderful children I've ever met. She's my age, just moved here, and offered to watch my little one if I ever needed some help. I was…

Natalie, the woman I fucking hate, at table 2.

 (I haven't been a server for two years now, and this is one of the ranty little treasures I found sitting in my drafts folder. This horrible woman is still frequenting businesses that employ my friends. I didn't publish this when I wrote it, out of respect for my employer and the depressing knowledge that…