Another Beautiful Day In Chaos

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't…

The Angry Elf

You’d think I’d learn to not tempt fate. You would think by now that I would have learned to bite my tongue and spare the universe from teaching me, freshly. I had honestly hoped so, but.. … I was wrong. Again.. This month has been the worst November. The most devastating autumn. I would wish for October back if it didn’t mean reliving such a nightmare. I sat and wondered […]

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In the worst month of my adult life, I’ve had to take stock of what’s important and face reality about what’s not. I’ve had to stop and count my blessings at a time when they all felt like sand slipping through my fingers. I’ve never been more sad or had more reason to be hopeful about the future. I’ve also never had more stress or reason to worry, in my […]

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That chicken tho….

I didn’t sleep at all and I felt like it. To add insult to injury, a migraine crept its way up the back of my neck around noon and claimed me. Of all the worst timing, this one takes the cake because I had a lunch date with the king of the kitchen. Not one to accept defeat without a fight, I slipped into my shoes and went anyway. Driving […]

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I’m not a huge fan of social media to begin with. The endless oversharing, the people who have to detail their day for the disinterested masses and the overwhelming political discord that divides families and friends. I don’t love it because there’s not much TO love. I tolerate it for the baby pictures and mindless crap to read in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep for the […]

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Jesus Almighty Crossfit

Y’all… there aren’t words. My thighs feel like I had a one night stand with Jeffrey Dahmer and he fell asleep after eating a little of each. Every step hurts. Every breath hurts. I liken stairs to natural childbirth. Walking down stairs hurt last week. Upstairs feels like unmedicated surgery this week. I. Am. Crippled. Handstands and pull-ups. Push-ups and squats. It has kicked my ass in every imaginable way. […]

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