Another Beautiful Day In Chaos

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't…

Volunteer Plaything

I’m fun to play with. I have cool accessories, too. I’m smart, flexible, funny, pretty, saucy and cross-eyed over him. He can do no wrong, tells the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard and I exploit the fact that I know his favorite things well enough to spoil him. I catch a lot of flak for it, but hear me out. I’ve been married, I’ve had all the children I want […]

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Cooked

I’d barely gotten my Dumpling to bed before climbing into the bubble bath of my dreams, which doesn’t take much when you have an achy exhausted body and bronchitis. My fever was competing with the water and I felt like a sick soul abandoned in the Sahara. Somehow I’d made it through work today and was barely upright on my way in the door at the end of the day. […]

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Help

It was a long-ass weekend full of the worst parts of being a single woman. Firewood to chop and stack. A broken fence to repair. A lazy hippie who did a shitty job AND ripped me off, to deal with. A garage to clean and sort. Camping gear to put away. A chest freezer to empty and defrost. Mouse traps to set, oil to change… and that doesn’t even touch […]

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Food Fetish

My dad is a chef… so I can lay this fetish at the altar of Daddy issues. I’ve dated a few chefs in the past and have said since I was a child that I could never love a man who couldn’t cook my steak properly. I like mine prepared medium rare which is not difficult. I can do it with my eyes closed…. hell… I can do it in […]

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Mama Knows.

M- Wait. You just gave all that up? All that you worked for… for a …. man??? 15 years because he can’t catch on, gone? J- It’s a blessing. It’s time. M- Actually, it’s foolish. You don’t sacrifice income for anyone, especially a man who can’t get it together and figure out how fucking lucky he is to have you. You DEFINITELY don’t give anything up for that. J- I’m […]

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