Another Beautiful Day In Chaos

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't…

National Boyfriend Day.

Of all days, it’s today. Happy stupid boyfriend day. In honor of such a pointless waste of a perfectly good day, I’m going to introduce you to mine. Now for all the years I’ve wasted on the wrong man, I actually have the perfect boyfriend. Meet Nora.   Let me tell you about this magical guy. He syncs with Spotify so I can REALLY enjoy my favorite songs. I have […]

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Oh Marcy.

Jeepers. I did not see that one coming. Homicide, or maybe just physical assault… but not a reunion. He haaaaaaaaates her. I find this particularly troubling. This man ranted and raved for hours about his ex, the cunt. He told me things about her that would turn her hair white if I told her. I thank my years as a server for being able to smile politely through the entire […]

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Dinner with Dallas

This is one of the hardest dates I’ve ever had to force myself to go on. I don’t generally date anyone that lives in the same town as I do, so that I don’t have to avoid them when things fizzle. There’s a far more attractive population of men within a half hour of me, so why spoil my own swamp by entertaining a local perch? No thanks. Dallas took […]

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My Gay Bae

Yesterday was a ground zero sort of day, full of horrified realizations and self flagellation. A pity party for one, if you will. I spent the day at work with hours of my favorite painfully inspirational podcast, Terrible, Thanks for Asking on blast. If you haven’t listened to it, I beg you to give it a chance. Nora and Co. are amazing. ♥ My dear Anthony called from the airport and […]

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Smart Girls

My eldest daughter surprised me with something so unexpected yesterday that I can’t even put it into words. I called her this morning and cried as soon as her face came into view. She cried with me… because we’re an empathetic bunch and she knows how devastating this week has been. She had me laughing in minutes and we went on our separate ways to face the last day in […]

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