Another Beautiful Day In Chaos

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't…

Straight lines, please.

I dated a guy who was bi-curious once. I tried to be as supportive as I could be. Literally. He bought me a strap on… oh boy… WTF kind of thank you note do you write for that one? Dear Boyfriend, never in my 31 years has anyone bought that for me before. Thank you- I was completely surprised. Here’s to the Fifth of Grey Goose that will get you […]

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I ♥ being Catholic

My goodness… I’m torn. I have to admit, wholeheartedly that I love being Catholic… but for different reasons than most. I love the kneelers (and get your minds out of the gutter…) I love the act of kneeling to pray. I think it’s humble… respectful… archaic and… sort of sexy… <sorry… but I know you’re not shocked> I love that I always know the moves… and the songs. They change […]

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Talk to me…

Confession… I’m a pushover for a filthy mouth. With the exception of that whole “who’s your daddy” bullshit. My daddy’s name is Greg… and he lives in Utah- and I don’t want to think about him when I’m having sex. Ever. Ew. I realized this weakness from my first multiple orgasm boyfriend.  The average was 3 and the first time it happened because he started talking to me. Who knew […]

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Dinner from the Yarden

We were bored all afternoon- and came home to more garden chores… ugh. I decided we’d do fun stuff- to hell with weeding & mulching with nasty slimy grass clippings. Blech. So I thinned the carrots… the shallots… the basil…and the lettuce. I picked a few strawberries too 🙂 I love having a garden…because it feeds my inner domestic princess. I love fresh baby shallots. Probably like other girls like […]

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A not so lovely gift.

I had 90 emails this morning… ugh. None from who I wanted one from. Lame. But then I found this lovely little nightmare. so cool hey so why wont you email me i am a good man dont drink loyal love to have fun not into bar seen like kids.i have two kids love camping really really loyal and honest i know they all say that but i am.you can […]

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