Tomato Hoarder

Seriously. My ego has gotten me in more trouble than I can shake a stick at. One of the last argument with the dirty boat stealing asshole went something like this:

DBSA- What do you think you’re going to do? You’ll never be able to do it without me.

J- Hmm. You don’t think so, huh? Watch me.

Unfortunately we were talking about the garden. I expanded it, tilled all the rows in and remade/reshaped the entire thing. Fuck that guy, not only would I do it bigger, and completely erase anything he’d done in my garden- I’d do it alone.

I really showed him. Ugh. I was a slave to the damn garden all summer and now the fall fun has only just begun… I have thousands of tomatoes yet to ripen. I’m not exaggerating either. Literally thousands. 180 very healthy plants.

It’s a bit epic- to be completely honest…and a bit of an eye opener. I’ll never do it again. It’s just a ridiculous amount of garden…hell… it’s why we call it the Yarden. With a week of hot weather, and Th, Fr & Sat off- I’m going to be a canning slave. Marinara, salsa, pickled beets, more jam, pears, etc….

I’ve learned my lesson. I admit to being a tomato hoarder and I will never do it again.

I hope.

:)

You say Tomato, I say “I’ll take 350 please”…

I planted a ridiculous amount of tomatoes last year. 350 or so. A few died, and I pulled about 30 out of frustration with bugs/blight/etc. I grew Green Grape tomatoes and they tasted so awful I happily tore them out as well.

That still left about 300 in the ground and producing… which left me thankful & canning until December. I could bribe a few people to do just about anything with my salsa… lol :)

In ordering new seed- checking disease resistance & season length… I’m left with 16 I really love.

I can hardly wait…