Scorched

Tied in knots, I toss and turn from one end of my enormous bed to the other. Desperately searching for sleep while my subconscious wills me awake every time I smell his cologne on my skin.  Dying from the inspiration of him.  Tormented by the adjectives he drowns me in. Deliciously aware of him to…

Cravings

Professionally, it's been a banner month... but with great power, come some ugly responsibilities that have forced me to grow in ways most uncomfortable for me. For a girl who can't sleep without writing, I have a horrible time saying the difficult words. I hate hurting people and I am absolutely happy to swallow my…

Rabid Interest

I forced myself out of bed at 5, dying a little. Feeling the whole weight of eating a cow and drinking a bowl of gin. My eyeballs ache. I have to force myself into the car and to my office. Struggling hard with a headache and a desperate need to nap. Not just tired. Bothered,…

Doctor Incredicock

Driving home from work today, I thought I heard my phone shout "YUMMY" at me in my favorite way. Mmmm... I don't even have to read what it says to enjoy every scintillating decibel. The worst part about haunting your phone for a specific ringtone is that your brain starts to torture you with false…

Teledildonics

Y'allllllllllllllllll. Technology is amazing, but this is some next level kink. I get requests occasionally to review products and I just don't want to go down that road. I don't want to sell anything here so I send all requests to my spam folder. I never check it, but I was missing an important email…