Cravings

Professionally, it's been a banner month... but with great power, come some ugly responsibilities that have forced me to grow in ways most uncomfortable for me. For a girl who can't sleep without writing, I have a horrible time saying the difficult words. I hate hurting people and I am absolutely happy to swallow my…

Rabid Interest

I forced myself out of bed at 5, dying a little. Feeling the whole weight of eating a cow and drinking a bowl of gin. My eyeballs ache. I have to force myself into the car and to my office. Struggling hard with a headache and a desperate need to nap. Not just tired. Bothered,…

Teledildonics

Y'allllllllllllllllll. Technology is amazing, but this is some next level kink. I get requests occasionally to review products and I just don't want to go down that road. I don't want to sell anything here so I send all requests to my spam folder. I never check it, but I was missing an important email…

Mr. Incredicock

I believe in giving credit where credit is due. This outrageous temptation turned out to be the most fabulous idea and I look smug today because it has been years since I've been so satisfied. I'm pretty sure my eyes are a lighter shade of green and I feel muscles in my spine I didn't…